iwdrm:

“Go and love some more.”

Harold and Maude (1971)

iwdrm:

“Go and love some more.”

Harold and Maude (1971)

“In a separate purchase, Yahoo has acquired Magnificent Ruin for 1.5 billion dollars.”

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

from

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give me ya money lil nigga

to

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son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

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alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

jtotheizzoe:

We never sit here under the weight of all this air, the 5 x 10^18 kg of atmosphere that sits above everyone on Earth, and say “Gosh, that sure is heavy!”
You don’t realize just how powerful that 1 bar (~100 kPa) of pressure is until a train car is filled with steam, allowed to cool, and then implodes ohmygod did that just happen?
For more implosion goodness, check out this awesome video from Veritasium.

jtotheizzoe:

We never sit here under the weight of all this air, the 5 x 10^18 kg of atmosphere that sits above everyone on Earth, and say “Gosh, that sure is heavy!”

You don’t realize just how powerful that 1 bar (~100 kPa) of pressure is until a train car is filled with steam, allowed to cool, and then implodes ohmygod did that just happen?

For more implosion goodness, check out this awesome video from Veritasium.

magnificentruin:

stop me before I post again

magnificentruin:

stop me before I post again

speriod:

When I die please decorate my grave with screenshots of our group texts

speriod:

When I die please decorate my grave with screenshots of our group texts

robotindisguise:

#WhitePeopleProblems

robotindisguise:

#WhitePeopleProblems

nudiemuse:

deafmuslimpunx:

i need this

YASS give them to me in silver and black pls. Wow.

nudiemuse:

deafmuslimpunx:

i need this

YASS give them to me in silver and black pls. Wow.

(Source: fabulousandglamour)