It is a perverse folly of parents to try and avoid puberty in their daughters; after all, the moral of the story is that the time between menarche and marriage is just a snooze bar.
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.